September 13, 2018

50+ Funny Kids Jokes

September 13, 2018

LOOKING FOR ONLY THE BEST JOKES FOR KIDS?

What do Dad jokes, Knock Knock jokes, and kids jokes have in common?  

They are all corny…. but this list of hilarious jokes kids love will surely put a smile on everyone’s face.

There isn’t a whole lot more rewarding in life than the laughter of a child.   As grown-ups sometimes we forget the power of laughter.

A simple smile can take away anger, diffuse a heavy situation, or boost your child’s mood.  Take a peek at this list of family-friendly jokes for kids that promise to have your family in stitches!

KIDS ANIMAL JOKES

Q&A Animal Jokes For Kids

Q:  What kind of key can never unlock a door?

A:  A monkey

Q:  What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A:  Pork Chop

Q:  What is the smartest kind of bee?

A:  A spelling bee

Q:  What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?

A:  A watchdog

Q:  What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

A:  A chipmunk

Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?

A: a snowbank.

Q: What is a frog’s favorite restaurant?

A: IHOP

Q: What is a crocodile’s favorite drink?

A: Gator-ade

Q:  Why do bees have sticky hair?

A:  They use a honeycomb

Q: How do you talk to a fish? 

A: You drop it a line!

Animal Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Artie Fish.

Artie Fish who?

Artie Fish-el Intelligence.

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there?   

Honey bee. 

Honey bee who? 

Honey, be a dear and make me a sandwich!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow….mooooo!

Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana hold your hand.

Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out.

Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Knock Knock 

Who’s there!

Lion!

Lion who? 

Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock Knock 

Who’s there? 

Owl. 

Owl who? 

“Owl always love you”

KIDS FOOD JOKES 

Q&A Food Jokes For Kids

Q:  What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A:  Nacho cheese

Q:  What do you call fake noodles?

A:  An Im-pasta

Q:  Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?

A:  She wanted to see a butter-fly

Q: Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?

A: Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

Q: What did one egg say to the other?

A: You crack me up.

Q: What kind of nut has no shell?

A: A doughnut.

 Q: What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

Food Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there?   

Figs. 

Figs who? 

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there? 

Lettuce. 

Lettuce who? 

Lettuce in!

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there? 

Ice cream. 

Ice cream who? 

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there? 

Pecan. 

Pecan who? 

Pecan on someone your own size.

Knock-Knock

Who’s there?

Muffin.

Muffin who?

There’s muffin the matter with me. I’m doing fine!

Knock Knock

Who’s there! 

Banana!

Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock Knock

Who’s there? 

Plums! 

Plums who? 

Plums me that we’ll always be friends!

Knock Knock 

Who’s There?

Aunt Jemima

Aunt Jemima Who?

Aren’t you glad I ain’t joe mamma!

School Jokes For Kids

Q&A School Jokes for kids

Q:  Why is a bad joke like a pencil?

A:  Because it has no point

Q: What did the buffalo say at drop off?

A; Bison. 

Q: Why did the kid eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. 

Q: What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?  

A: The thesaurus.

Q: Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

A: Because it tocks too much.

Q: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?

A: Because they keep getting lost at C. 

Q: What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

A: Looking sharp!

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half a worm. 

School knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there? 

A broken pencil. 

A broken pencil who?   

Nevermind, it’s pointless.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Rita book, you might learn something!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Whitcomb.

Whitcomb who?

Whitcomb first, the chicken or the egg?

Alter – Motive Jokes For Kids

Automotive Q&A Jokes For Kids

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck

Q: What kind of driver never gets a ticket?

A: A screwdriver

Q: What do you call a flying policeman?

A: A heli-copper!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

A: A Boeing Constrictor.

Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?

A: A flying sorcerer.

Q: What did one pilot say to the other pilot?

A: Come fly over for the party.

Q: How did the pilot cross the road?

A: He flew over!

Automotive Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mandy.

Mandy who?

Mandy lifeboats – the ship has hit an iceberg!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Philip!

Philip who?

Philip my gas tank, please, I’ve got a long way to go!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Quintus.

Quintus who?

Quintus the next train arrive?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dee Wilson.

Dee Wilson who?

Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Toyota.

Toyota who?

Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

Knock Knock

Who’s there!

Becka!

Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Knock Knock

Who’s there!

Traffic Light

Traffic Light Who?

These are Traffic Light ly funny jokes! 

More Kid Jokes

Q&A Jokes for kids

Q:  Why do graveyards have a fence around them?

A:  Because people are dying to get in.

Q:  What did one eye say to the other?

A:  Between you and me something smells.

Q:  How does the ocean say hello?

A:  It waves

Q:  Why can’t you let Elsa watch your pet?

A:  Because she will let it go

Q:  Why is a baseball stadium always cool?

A: It is full of fans

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? 

A: You look flushed 

Q:  Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?

A:  Because they taste funny

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q: What kinds of money do mermaids use?

A: Sand dollars.

Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

A: They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? 

A: PURRRR-ple.

Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A: A palm tree!

Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark!

Q:  What do you call a tissue dance?

A:  The little boogie oogie!

Q:  Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?

A:  Because it was full of cheetahs

Q:  Where do polar bears keep their money?

A:  A snow bank.

Q:  What room can no one enter?

A:  A mushroom

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

A: To get to the dark side as Darth Vader

Q: What did one dna strand say to another?

A: Stop copying me!

Q: What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

A: An infantry

Q: What has eight legs and eight eyes?

A: Eight pirates!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: a Bull -Dozer!

Q:  How long is a list of baby names?

A: Infant-ite

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, I didn’t mean to scare you.

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there? 

Atch. 

Atch who? 

Bless you.

Knock Knock. 

Who’s there? 

A little old lady. 

A little old lady who? 

I didn’t know that you could yodel.

 I hope these jokes will have your kids cracking up!   I love to hear kids’ jokes. No matter how corny!  The best ones are the jokes that my kids make up on their own!  Unfortunately, the punch line is typically what we like to call “potty language.”   This list is helpful for teaching them the nuances of language and jokes!

So spend some time laughing with your kids this week!   Using these family-friendly jokes will keep the mood light and laughter in the air!   Enjoy!

Do you have any great kids Jokes to share?

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50 of the Best Jokes for Kids
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