50 of the Best Jokes for Kids

September 13, 2018


There isn’t a whole lot more rewarding in life than the laughter of a child.   As grown-ups sometimes we forget the power of laughter. A simple smile can take away anger, diffuse a heavy situation, or boost your child’s mood.  Take a pick at this list family-friendly jokes for kids that promise to have your family in stitches!


Q:  What kind of key can never unlock a door?

A:  A monkey

Q:  What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A:  Pork Chop

Q:  What is the smartest kind of bee?

A:  A spelling bee

Q:  What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?

A:  A watchdog

Q:  What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

A:  A chipmonk

Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?

A: a snow bank.

Q: What is a frog’s favorite restaurant?

A: iHop

Q: What is a crocodile’s favorite drink?

A: Gator-ade

Q:  Why do bees have sticky hair?

A:  They use a honey comb


Q:  What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A:  Nacho cheese

Q:  What do you call fake noodles?

A:  An Im-pasta

Q:  Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?

A:  She wanted to see a butter fly

Q: Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?

A: Nevermind, its too cheesy.

Q: What did one egg say to the other?

A: You crack me up.

Q: What kind of nut has no shell?

A: A doughnut.

 Q: What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.


Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    NOOOOOO!  A cow says moo!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, I didn’t mean to scare you.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupting cow….mooooo.
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Atch who? 
    Bless you.
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    A little old lady. 
    A little old lady who? 
    I didn’t know that you could yodel.
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there?   
    Figs who? 
    Fix the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Lettuce who? 
    Lettuce in.
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there?   
    Honey bee. 
    Honey bee who? 
    Honey, be a dear and make me a sandwich!
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Ice cream. 
    Ice cream who? 
    Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Pecan who? 
    Pecan on someone your own size.
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    A broken pencil. 
    Broken pencil who?   
    Nevermind, it’s pointless.

More Jokes for Kids

Q:  Why do graveyards have a fence around them?

A:  Because people are dying to get in.


Q:  What did one eye say to the other?

A:  Between you and me something smells.

Q:  How does the ocean say hello?

A:  It waves

Q:  Why can’t you let Elsa watch your pet?

A:  Because she will let it go

Q:  Why is a baseball stadium always cool?

A: It is full of fans


Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? 

A: You look flushed 


Q:  Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?

A:  Because they taste funny

Q: What kind of shoes to ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers


Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.


Q: What kinds of money do mermaids use?

A: Sand dollars.


Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

A: They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.


Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? 

A: PURRRR-ple.


Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A: A palm tree!

Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark!

Q:  How do you get a tissue to dance?

A:  You put a little boogie in it

Q:  Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?

A:  Because it was full of cheetahs

Q:  Why is a bad joke like a pencil?

A:  Because it has no point

Q:  Where do polar bears keep their money?

A:  A snow bank.

Q:  What room can no one enter?

A:  A mushroom

 I hope these jokes with have your kids in cracking up!   I love to hear kids jokes. No matter how corny!  The best ones are the jokes that my kids make up on their own!  Unfortunately, the punch line is typically what we like to call “potty language.”   This list is helpful for teaching them the nuances of language and jokes!

So spend some time laughing with your kids this week!   Using these family-friendly jokes will keep the mood light and laughter in the air!   Enjoy!

Do you have any great kids Jokes to share?

Share them in the comments below!



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